Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,833 ... Harry Potter is about to disrupt his life by convincing the world that he is Tom's mistake of a son, the by-product of one night the young Dark Lord was drunk and sixteen. Thus follows one of the biggest ...Ant that would be the day that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry officially became a mental asylum. To this day it is not known what happened to Harry Potter, though the next day it became known that Voldemort died from a broken artery. It is also a known fact that Hermione Granger till this day shrikes 'YOU LIE' every time she sees a ...A blood-thirsty smile spread across his red lips as Tommy gave him permission. Without the hesitation that his façade possessed, Harry swiftly punched his dear uncle in the face, temporarily stunning the man. Harry wrinkled his nose in disgust as he felt his uncle's fat face and maybe a bit of his saliva. Ew.Insane Asylum Escapees. Originally By: RuneWitchSakura, now by Steve2. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Books 1-7.Insane Anbu at Hogwarts By: Kamami. I know it's old, but; Naruto goes on an undercover mission to protect Harry Potter. Though the one requesting the mission is not Dumbledore, but Sirius Black. Now, let's find out who the real villain is! My first time writting this type of story; OOC, Dark!Crazy!Naruto, Ministry and Umbridge bashing, a bit AU ...The Pain of Memories. Chapter One. Prisoner 24601 knew he had gone insane long ago. Or maybe as he would have put it, he was bloody mad. He remembered everything of his previous life before the days of Azkaban. He remembered the good and the bad, and with all the free time he had, he thought.Harry sighed. Again. His lungs were beginning to hurt him by now. "Look, if you don't want to learn this, then why are you forcing me to help you?" His voice rose hysterically as he spoke. He swallowed hard. I will not go insane. I will not go insane. I will not go insane. The mantra repeated itself over and over in his melting brain.These are recommendations made by Tropers for Harry Potter Crack Fic and Humor fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. ... This story following the insane later years for Harry Potter, bringing all sorts of wackiness along the way. Female!Snape, Tiara!Voldemort, The House Point Hourglasses come alive in the sequel ...Chapter Thirty Six: Quite Insane. Tom sat in the classroom and listened to Professor Sinistra's lecture about Jupiter and its moons. Skilfully, he had erected his persona of the ever studious Head Boy and diligently took notes. In truth his thoughts were miles away.Insane Lord Mortem By: The Feisty Rogue. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.Harry said not aware that the whole common room heard this; so Harry walked back to the secluded corner and chomped on Colin's ass again. At around 11:30 Hermione fell asleep and forgot all about her meeting with Seamus...Follow/Fav Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7. By: Steve2. This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! ... Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-16-}Warning: Blood, Gore, Torture, abuse. Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas. Chapter 1. It had been a long time coming really. Year after year of constant fighting and suffering was going to leave its mark on anyone, and Harry Potter had finally had enough. He was sick and tired of everything, the constant stress and the worry, wondering if he ...Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane By: The Slice. “I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot.One thing ran through her head, spinning around in an indistinguishable blur of disbelief. Harry was dead. Not the Harry Potter hero who the wizarding world loved and hated, followed and deserted. Her Harry Potter. The Harry she had been friends with for the past… well, since she was eleven.Sensible Ginny Weasley wants to keep on crying, and then clean up the mess miserably. Sensible Ginny hates tattered ends. But Crazy Ginny wants to smile, then laugh cheerfully. Glee tries to bubble in her and overflows. Insane Gin scolds her logical self, asking her to leave the mess alone, just for once.He'd watched Rabastan Lestrange. Harry had always thought the man to be an insane Death Eater that enjoyed torturing others, but in that moment Harry had seen him deliberately save Sirius. The man had sent a look of pure loathing at his sister-in-law before nodding at Harry and hiding in an alcove to save himself from Bellatrix's ire.I hope you enjoy this. It's a parody of Harry Potter. Believe me, I love Harry Potter, but I make fun of everything. So, if you don't like it...well, you really didn't have to read it. -akward smile-Disclaimer: Neogami doesn't own any of the Harry Potter characters, books, movies, or pretty much anything that is Harry Potter.That Harry's baby soul was overpowered by Voldemort's soul shard when Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry and failed. It's not that Harry's insane (I mean he is, but not in the way you're telling) and thinks that he's the Dark Lord, he quite literally IS the Dark Lord AKA Voldy. It's his (Voldemort's) soul in Harry's body.Cross-Posted on Wattpad. Harry gains a creature inheritance from his mother's side: he's a Cheshire Cat. Losing his friends and his magic, Harry joins the 'freaks' of Gotham as a fully-fledged Cheshire Cat. Harry Potter crossover with Batman/Dark Knight Nolanverse. Part 2 of Fantastic Plots."Oui, vous pouvez entrer." replied Harry, a bit confused. Just as Tonks entered, a woman with blonde hair and icy blue eyes came down from the stairs she was wearing a cocktail dress and brown boots, further proving to Tonks that muggles were absolutely insane. Harry was too looking at his aunt as if she were mental.FanFiction | unleash ... Follow/Fav Your Blood Smells Delicious and I Am Going Insane. By: HPandPJnerd19568. In the centuries that had past, Jasper hadn't realized how lonely he'd gotten until the possibility of a mate is presented to him, in the form of Harry Potter, and it is everything he could imagine. Twoshot, Harry/Jasper, AU. ...A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 852 …Warnings: Dark!Harry, Insane!Harry, rated M for language, violence, and smut, but not in every chapter. Disclaimer: As per usual, I am not J. K. Rowling. I do not own Harry Potter, universe, characters, etc. The plot is mine. Not sure if that's something to really brag about, but there it is.Secret Lessons. Chapter 1. Harry and Hermione were walking through the halls, followed by glares and whispers that had become common place since his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. Hermione had badgered him into going to the library to look up spells that might be useful in the tournament, despite the fact that they didn't know what the ...When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots. Rated: …Dec 12, 2019 · Psychopath. n. A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse. _. Harry Potter was sitting on an old swing in the local park of his hometown, Little Whinging, Surrey.Books Harry Potter. Insane By: SweetG. -SLASH, Drarry, LJ challenge- Diez drabbles, escritos pensando en diez canciones. "Una, dos, tres. Las veces que Malfoy se lame los labios mirando a Harry, a través del salón. Una, dos, tres.Feb 10, 2012 #1. I'm looking for fics where Harry starts to lose his sanity (and goes Dark), more specifically like he does in Amer's Equal and Opposite or Anonymous88's Control. …He'd watched Rabastan Lestrange. Harry had always thought the man to be an insane Death Eater that enjoyed torturing others, but in that moment Harry had seen him deliberately save Sirius. The man had sent a look of pure loathing at his sister-in-law before nodding at Harry and hiding in an alcove to save himself from Bellatrix's ire.Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Insane. By: Ninjasnowflake. After the war Harry is going insane, the only thing keeping him grounded is his former obsession with Draco Malfoy. He realizes he for far too long have let others touch what is his and now he's so done. Draco is his.Ugh." Harry quickly exited to the next room, stopping only to grab the prop's club (just in case it was a robot and woke back up). Multi-colored flames spread in the doorways, causing Harry to jump. "Weird colors. Wonder if it's a hologram?" Harry pondered out loud, before taking off his robes and throwing them in the fire. They caught fire and ..."Potter, shut the bloody hell up!" He turned Potter's hair crimson red. Then, seeing the vibrant color, which actually brought out his emerald eyes quite nicely, he burst out laughing. Inwardly, he thought he really was going insane since he usually never switched from anger to laughter like that. Still, he kept laughing. "Ack! My hair!""This way," Harry motioned to his team. Together, they headed to the lift and then continued up the floors. When they stopped at Ward C, Harry knew instinctively that this was the place where the disturbance was caused. For some reason, his pulse throbbed sporadically the closer he got. Why would Ward C cause his heart to race so? And then it ...He slept in a pile of rags, and he was constantly surrounded by dementors. It was torture, plain and simple. And still, Harry had yet to go insane. He was always drifting in and out of his memories and was constantly overcome by his emotions. But, somehow, his sanity still held by a thread.Everyone knows about Harry Potter. The delusional kid on number four, Pivot Drive. He claims kids bully him, and he yells about how the Dursley’s abuse him. One day, they get a letter in the mail about a mental asylum for children called Hogwarts. Harry reads the letter and claims it’s a magic schoo...Harry nodded. "You're better than most wizards, Potter. They wouldn't have made a single effort to prevent that bastard from dying." Mad-Eye nodded in approval. At this, Harry felt his cheeks grow warm. It was embarrassing. Mad-Eye pulled out his wand and hovered it over Uncle Vernon's unconscious form. He suddenly barked. "Tonks!Insane Lord Mortem by The Feisty Rogue reviews. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Universal Studios has announced that the new roller coaster in Hogsmeade will be Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure After months (years?) of waiting, loyal Harry Potter...Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, along with her various publishers and related companies.I'm making no money off of this. I torture these characters for my own personal enjoyment. Ginny, Insane. He's insane. He lies on the sofa until noon and then does nothing but sit at the table in the kitchen while sipping his black, black coffee.Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, along with her various publishers and related companies.I'm making no money off of this. I torture these characters for my own personal enjoyment. Ginny, Insane. He's insane. He lies on the sofa until noon and then does nothing but sit at the table in the kitchen while sipping his black, black coffee.This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Insane Asylum Escapees. Originally By: RuneWitchSakura, now by Steve2. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Books 1-7.LF Fanfiction Luna level Insane Harry. Request. Harry goes through so much, never either loses his mind or actively deals with problems the way a human would. I want to see a harry that becomes actively batshit insane to the point that only Luna truly understands him, and they'd be the only pairing that'd work, either because of someone's death ...Whilting Away: I am Insane. I lay quietly, always quietly, on the cot in the permanent ward of the hospital. They were never going to let me leave, I had been deemed insane. Maybe I was, I guess. I didn't know. For years I have not been able to speak, barely able hear what visitors whispered to me. For a long time, I couldn't even recongize my ...Draco is a year older than her in this, in fact she's put into Luna and Ginny's year. "Potter, Harri." Called by McGonagall—quite clearly and perhaps a little too loudly—before the Great Hall; and as everyone turned to see a tiny frail looking girl edging cautiously up towards the sorting hat. She looked so utterly lost that they wondered ...Psychopath. n. A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse. _. Harry Potter was sitting on an old swing in the local park of his hometown, Little Whinging, Surrey.Remus Lupin could be described as a simple man with a simple schedule - but a complicated life. First, it was his lycanthropy that threatened to ruin him. He was able to live with it and continue on. Next, it was the loss of his best friends. He learned to accept their faith and let his life go on.James Potter Chapter 40: You're Insane, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. James Potter By: Sam Storsky. "Leave her ALONE!" A deep voice boomed. Bright blue light hit Severus and he fell to the ground. I sighed in relief and stepped closer to my savior. He came out of the shadow, and the moonlight revealed the unmistakable hazel eyes.This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.The light side all stood in awe and horror. Even in the middle of a giant battle many of the civilians and ministry employees hadn't truly believed that the Dark Lord had returned. "Enough of this foolishness," he hissed. "You shouldn't have come here, Tom," Dumbledore taunted making Haley roll her eyes.Hermione, 1992 (Part 2) linkao3 (7480788) - Harry & Dumbledore's relationship, from Hermione's POV. To Dwell on Dreams linkffn (13027983) - the Mirror of Erised scene in PS, from Dumbledore's POV. Waiting for Safety linkao3 (22149550) - Harry & Dumbledore become closer after the events of the Twi-Wizard Tournament.Title: Insane (BD) Rating: T Pairing(s)/Character(s): Blaise/Daphne Warnings: None Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it. Word Count: 115 Notes: This collection will feature 365 chapters, with 365 prompts.Hoping to finish it within 2017. The chapters will feature two pairings at a time, for 37 chapters, and then change to two …Books Harry Potter. Going Insane By: Ely-Baby. [One-shot.] It's the worst thing that could happen to her: the last person for whom she cares has already slid into madness, and he's slowly dragging her with him. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Harry P., Hermione G. - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published ...Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.Dumbledore's Insane. Dumbledore was innocently sitting in his office, when BAM! The best idea he had ever had, hit him. It was the end of Harry's fifth year, and everyone knew that Voldemort, or as Dumbledore liked to call him, Cupcake, was back.That Harry's baby soul was overpowered by Voldemort's soul shard when Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry and failed. It's not that Harry's insane (I mean he is, but not in the way you're telling) and thinks that he's the Dark Lord, he quite literally IS the Dark Lord AKA Voldy. It's his (Voldemort's) soul in Harry's body.Sensible Ginny Weasley wants to keep on crying, and then clean up the mess miserably. Sensible Ginny hates tattered ends. But Crazy Ginny wants to smile, then laugh cheerfully. Glee tries to bubble in her and overflows. Insane Gin scolds her logical self, asking her to leave the mess alone, just for once.Harry Potter is Insane has been made a synonym of Insane Harry Potter. Works and bookmarks tagged with Harry Potter is Insane will show up in Insane Harry Potter's …Harry goes insane has been made a synonym of Insane Harry Potter. Works and bookmarks tagged with Harry goes insane will show up in Insane Harry Potter's filter." Listen Potter, join me or die." Voldemort hissed angrily. "Why don't you come and get me Tom." Harry taunted. " Maybe I will, Potter, maybe I will." Harry had enough and with one thought severed the link that connected him with Voldemort, he wouldn't disturb him any more trough his scar. "I guess I'm not as insane as I thought I …Harry leaned on the door and closed his eyes, "Harry Potter, you have gone bloody insane." ***** Hermione sat in her bed with the blanket wrapped tightly around her shivering body. She stared at the wall for what must have been thirty or so minutes just thinking about today and what Harry had told her about his feelings. "He's bloody insane.After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift. Several years later, an old friend arrives to remind Albus Dumbledore of the gift he once gave. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 16, 2012 ..."Potter, shut the bloody hell up!" He turned Potter's hair crimson red. Then, seeing the vibrant color, which actually brought out his emerald eyes quite nicely, he burst out laughing. Inwardly, he thought he really was going insane since he usually never switched from anger to laughter like that. Still, he kept laughing. "Ack! My hair!"Harry Potter is Insane has been made a synonym of Insane Harry Potter. Works and bookmarks tagged with Harry Potter is Insane will show up in Insane Harry Potter's …The best of Harry Potter (Sandy Collection), Harry Potter Fanfic Must Reads, Fave Stories of Queixo, Suggested Good Reads, Rainy Day Reads, Works worth reading a million times over, Other__Stuff, Expecto Petroleum (aka these fics are GAS), Paris Rereads, Family Practices: A guideline, Earth Shakers - World Makers, things i read that were pretty ...Lots of things await harry . Harry/othercarrector. Broken Innocences. Chapter 1 - World Cup. In the early morning light snores, could be heard coming from the bedroom on the top floor of the Burrow. But not all was as it seemed. Harry, with a silencing charm he wandlesly and wordlessly cast, was having a rather violent and terrifying nightmare ...Chapter 7 – Insane Sorrow. The World was in shock. James Sirius Potter, Jr., or "Jamie" the Boy-Who-Lived and who had saved them all, was dead. He had not died valiantly as one would expect of the "Savior of the Wizarding World" to die. No, from all reliable sources and after a very thorough investigation by not only the British Ministry of ...Sensible Ginny Weasley wants to keep on crying, and then clean up the mess miserably. Sensible Ginny hates tattered ends. But Crazy Ginny wants to smile, then laugh cheerfully. Glee tries to bubble in her and overflows. Insane Gin scolds her logical self, asking her to leave the mess alone, just for once.Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry Potter universe. All types of LGBT pairings and characters are welcome as well as triads and poly ships. Members Online. Request: Wolfstar that isn't Endgame upvotes · comments. r/BokunoheroFanfiction. …Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling. A novel virus, causing severe neurological symptoms reminiscent of fictional 'zombie' behavior, has been identified by health authorities. The virus, which was first detected in a small, remote village, has begun to spread to neighboring regions, inciting widespread concern.Insane Lord Mortem by The Feisty Rogue reviews. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.. Lots of things await harry . Harry/othercaHARRY POTTER AND THE SUMMER THAT CHANGED Books Harry Potter. Follow/Fav Ron and Malfoy Have Gone Insane! By: xoneworldx. I know. Lame title. But once you read this, you'll know why. Just read it. It's...random. Not recommended to people who can't handle any type of randomness. T for mild swearing and drug content. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Ron W., Draco M. - Words: 352 - … Insane Harry Potter. Harry Potter is Obsessed with Draco Ma Chapter 9: Potter, Is That A Bunny? This is for X59, who wondered what Harry's boggart would look like. Makes more sense if you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Chubbchubbs. "A what-fart?" Harry whispered to Blaise, who glared at him. "A boggart, Potter, honestly," Blaise told him, resisting the urge to smack Harry upside the head. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyo...
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